Definitions by Norman Pretzels
Mind wipe
A phrase that you say to your friends before telling them something so unhinged that you would like them to pretend it was never said
Person 1: "Honestly, guys, mind wipe?"
Person 2 & 3 (in unison): "Of course!"
Person 1: "I recently pretended to be disabled so that I could get out of a sexual assault charge."
Person 2 & 3 (in unison): "Of course!"
Person 1: "I recently pretended to be disabled so that I could get out of a sexual assault charge."
Mind wipe by Norman Pretzels July 9, 2025