Definitions by Noah Pepera-Rudd

Pterosturducken

A chicken, stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a turkey, stuffed inside an ostriche, stuffed inside of a pterodactyl.

Man, getting the ingredients together for that Pterosturducken sure was difficult (and expensive), but the taste is worth it every time.

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When you drink a glass/bottle/canister of nice cool water, it feels so good that you can't help but sit back in your chair and feel good.

After the long, hot august day, I sat back in my chair, opened my Nalgene bottle, and had an H2orgasm

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