Definitions by Noah Fliction

Hit the Cracker 

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker has to eat the cracker.

After playing hit the cracker, Eddy chowed down for missing, maybe on purpose

Hit the Cracker by Noah Fliction November 19, 2010