1 definition by No, Bob is not my uncle
Jeffs are great guys with an awesome personality and will always be there for you and only make genuine mistakes (not the bullshit ones you hear from other guys) and who truly cares about you. He will do everything in a relationship to make it work and means what he says with all his heart.
A true gentleman who can make you feel happy in the saddest of times. Jeffs are known for their hilarious imitations of certain characters and people. However, one must be careful around a Jeff, as they are prone to unannounced tickle battles and usually (99% of the time) win. No matter where he may go, he is always loved by all. He can be wild but always knows when to take something seriously and can always be talked too, is always striving to to his best and can be relied upon for ANYTHING.
When taken the right way, Jeff's wildness can be uplifting and joyous. Jeffs learn from their wrongdoings and strive to be better people, protecting those that they love.
Jeff is also a name given to perhaps the only people with the capability of defeating Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris needs help, Jeff is the person that he will call. Jeff is the one that keeps Chuck Norris in line and doing good.
It is said that Chuck Norris is the apprentice, but Jeff is the Master. Yes, Chuck Norris can be defeated (if they for some reason they were no longer best friends), and will be by Jeff.
A true gentleman who can make you feel happy in the saddest of times. Jeffs are known for their hilarious imitations of certain characters and people. However, one must be careful around a Jeff, as they are prone to unannounced tickle battles and usually (99% of the time) win. No matter where he may go, he is always loved by all. He can be wild but always knows when to take something seriously and can always be talked too, is always striving to to his best and can be relied upon for ANYTHING.
When taken the right way, Jeff's wildness can be uplifting and joyous. Jeffs learn from their wrongdoings and strive to be better people, protecting those that they love.
Jeff is also a name given to perhaps the only people with the capability of defeating Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris needs help, Jeff is the person that he will call. Jeff is the one that keeps Chuck Norris in line and doing good.
It is said that Chuck Norris is the apprentice, but Jeff is the Master. Yes, Chuck Norris can be defeated (if they for some reason they were no longer best friends), and will be by Jeff.
"I'm Jeff with a 'J', not a 'G'. Who the hell names their child 'Gee-Oaf-Err-Eee'?"
"I wish I was a Jeff!"
Dude 1: "Dude were losing the game!"
Dude 2: "Its time to send out our secret weapon, Jeff."
(No sooner than they had said that the opposing team ran away crying as Jeff was already starting to rip them up, channeling his inner wildness into the game, turning the game around)
"I had such a bad day! It was terrible. I'm lucky I have Jeffrey as my best friend though."
Jeff: "What Part of 'No beetroots place do you not understand?"
Dude: "I'm so sorry bro, please don't kill me."
Jeff: "Nah do't worry about it dude."
Dude: "It's ok, all is forgiven."
Dude 1: "Dude, Jeffrey is so kick ass, i bet he could beat Chuck Norris!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, i heard he is the only one able to!"
"I wish I was a Jeff!"
Dude 1: "Dude were losing the game!"
Dude 2: "Its time to send out our secret weapon, Jeff."
(No sooner than they had said that the opposing team ran away crying as Jeff was already starting to rip them up, channeling his inner wildness into the game, turning the game around)
"I had such a bad day! It was terrible. I'm lucky I have Jeffrey as my best friend though."
Jeff: "What Part of 'No beetroots place do you not understand?"
Dude: "I'm so sorry bro, please don't kill me."
Jeff: "Nah do't worry about it dude."
Dude: "It's ok, all is forgiven."
Dude 1: "Dude, Jeffrey is so kick ass, i bet he could beat Chuck Norris!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, i heard he is the only one able to!"
by No, Bob is not my uncle December 19, 2013