2 definitions by Nikolai Nikolayovich

poobabies

The offspring that result from a couple having anal sex to avoid pregnancy.

We were doin' it in the butt so she wouldn't get pregnant, but I still ended up paying child support for her poobabies.

by Nikolai Nikolayovich July 3, 2006

poopoos

A diarrhea-like condition experienced by pets that eat people-food.

Don't feed my cat that, she's gonna get the poopoos!

Koshka! Stop eating that or you're gonna get the poopoos!

Fine. Eat it. But you better not get the poopoos, cuz I'm not cleaning it up.

by Nikolai Nikolayovich July 3, 2006