Niglopolus's definitions

Niglodyte

A racial slur, the niglodyte is a precursor of the Niglet. The Niglodyte is said to start in the womb of a welfare recipient. The welfare recipient must ingest a steady diet of fried chicken and watermelon so that the Niglodyte can be nourished properly. The Niglodyte's gestational period is only 6 months as opposed to 9; this is an evolutionary advantage to allow for a maximization of government benefits. While in the womb, the niglodyte becomes accustomed to enclosed spaces, like a jail cell.

"oH grand mami, I can feel my lil niglodyte is kicking. I only wish the father had stuck around to see the start of this my next niglet"

by Niglopolus February 20, 2015