Jojo Siwa

The worst person that you will ever see or hear of. Jojo has no mojo but she loves her bow bows. She’s got a horrible receding hairline and is going to be a little when she is older. She also has ooor grammar.
Example 1. “Djjsaxlleofijwjaalsldk” “what did you just say?” “We can’t understand her, she’s Jojo Siwa”

Example 2. Joke with the bow bow should be a hœ hoe instead of a baby.
by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019
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Hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.
This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.
by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019
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