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Nigel B Wellington III's definitions

bush monster

Creature of the bush that carries the connotation of being of extremely poor hygiene or possessing morning-style uncleanliness. Recently the bush monsters have urbanized; they exfoliate three times per week, dislike agrarian stereotypes, and are more popularly referred to because of their conservative mannerisms and affinity to Republican Bushism.
You: "I just woke up and look like ravaging bush monster."
Me: "Don't disrespect my heritage!"
by Nigel B Wellington III November 23, 2015
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