Definitions by Nigel, Brad & Boris

Keg 

Someone with a beer-gut.
Is the shape of (& sometimes is said to have the mental capacity of) a Keg.
& Keg (Jamie Booth) is no exception!

"Look at that fat,dosile Keg".
or
"Im not into that kind of thing Keg".

Keg by Nigel, Brad & Boris June 1, 2004