Nifkin Diver's definitions

smuggling yoyos

This term describes what one would expect a yoyo, shoved into a women’s crotch area, to look like if it where not actually her giant mound of mangle roast beef exceeding the manufactures size recommendations for that particular piece of under garment.

Otherwise know as: Ninja foot, pussy wedgie, camel toe, moose knucle.....

Hey Ken, your moms smuggling yoyos again. Can she do any tricks with that thing.

by Nifkin Diver April 30, 2004

Ass Hammer

A mechanically operated percussive device used to pound an object such as a dildo into your buddies ass.

Hey Alex, to celebrate our new legal union, I bought you and 3 horse power gasoline operated ass hammer with optional scrotum coupling device. Get ready to feel the love!!

by Nifkin Diver April 28, 2004