When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of
by NickyLags June 04, 2010
Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.
guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"
guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"
guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"
by NickyLags October 14, 2010
Husband- Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine and the baby her allergy pill?
Wife - I tried but neither one of them would take it.
Husband - Did you try the emergencheese?
Wife- I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius
Wife - I tried but neither one of them would take it.
Husband - Did you try the emergencheese?
Wife- I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius
by NickyLags April 03, 2014
Father - Honey did you give the dog her thyroid medicine?
Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...
Mother - I tried but she would not take it.
Father - Did you try the emergencheese?
Mother - I did not but I will.. Honey you're a genius...
by NickyLags March 14, 2014