Definitions by Nick the greatest man aliiive.

Peyton Manning 

A man, no god, who is basically jesus. he banged 50694 girls at a time and has tom brady on speed dial for butt raping. Peyton Manning did your mom. Yes you. YES, YOU, YOUR MOM AND PEYTON MANNING DID IT.

You:Hey did you see peyton MANNING play?

Your Mom: he did me!

Peyton Manning by Nick the greatest man aliiive. March 21, 2008