1 definition by Nick Whipps

pen island painkiller

The act of soothing a girls headache by giving her an asprin, inserting your penis in her ear and thrusting back and forth until you climax, then she uses your sperm to help swallow the asprin.

Baby my migrane wont go away, will you give me a pen island painkiller.

by Nick Whipps April 21, 2008