horseford

As in "pulling a horseford". This is the act of saying something so blatantly retarded that the entire conversation stops and all eyes are trained on the spaz that perpetrated the Horseford.
The comment often comes in the form of a reply to a rhetorical question/joke, and is so moronic in nature that it makes the person asking the question doubt their hearing/sanity.
"I think the latin name is dionosuras fishus skelotonus "
H:"Really?"
"Dude you just pulled a horseford "
H:"My legs feel really funny. I think I think I'm psychizophrenic."
"Horseford moment"
H:"My fish hates me."
H:"My arms are too long, it really freaks me out. I think I stretched them."
by Nick Loxton May 19, 2006
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