1 definition by Nick Jacobson

One who drinks to the extent of becoming so sloppy that they cannot recall what happened or control their actions and thus their brain power is reduced to that of a dinosaur.
Man, after three beers at Oktoberfest, Kristen epitomized sloppolopogous with her ketchup stains!
by Nick Jacobson October 5, 2010
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