1 definition by Nick Gherr

a dude who’ll get your dick hard on the spot
Dude 1: “Man, this new hentai sucks... no more good tentacle fap material.”

Dude 2: “You got Instagram?”

Dude 1: “Yeah.. why?”

Dude 2: “Look up crust.mp4.”

Dude 1: “Okay.. but- WHY TF I GOT A BONER?!”

Dude 2: *proceeds to suck Dude 1 off*
by Nick Gherr May 20, 2019
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