a dude who’ll get your dick hard on the spot
Dude 1: “Man, this new hentai sucks... no more good tentacle fap material.”
Dude 2: “You got Instagram?”
Dude 1: “Yeah.. why?”
Dude 2: “Look up crust.mp4.”
Dude 1: “Okay.. but- WHY TF I GOT A BONER?!”
Dude 2: *proceeds to suck Dude 1 off*
