Nick Fearns's definitions

Log Channeler

A funnel when used by an individual who has Diarrhea to create an impression of a more dense poo.

When the toilet wouldn't flush, Joe would use his log channeler to give the impression that it was not he who has the diarrhea.

by Nick Fearns December 10, 2003

Doping The Hamster

To intoxicate ones self by inserting drugs up the anus.

"Man, I spent all night doping the hamster with that ecstacy you got me, dude."

by Nick Fearns December 9, 2003