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Squidward
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A
white
, skinny ass person who is
lazy
and can't think
straight
Squidward was being
pasty
again.
Squidward
by
Nick Brady
March 6, 2009
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Squidward
Merch
Pasty
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Someone
acting
white
, stupid and not like they should; usually are called
Squidward
Squidward
was so pasty
today
he forgot how to
count
.
Pasty
by
Nick Brady
March 6, 2009
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Pasty
Merch