Definitions by Nicholas Womp
portugese taco
When a man defecates into the waiting vagina of his female lover, and then proceeds to give her cunnilingus, enjoying his own product as well.
portugese taco by Nicholas Womp July 3, 2007
bayou brownie
When you and your lover are standing at least knee-deep (but no deeper than waist-deep) in a body of still, stagnant water (a swamp or bayou is preferable), and one of you makes a buoyant bowel movement in the water, and floats it over to the other as a gift-- the way one would give another a freshly-baked brownie.
bayou brownie by Nicholas Womp July 3, 2007