A Clucktard is someone who lacks understanding of any subject which is the center of a conversation, and has a tendency to cluck his dog. He's basically a cheeseburger, who clucks his dog.
by Nicholas T. October 24, 2006
A loud-mouthed chubby fatkins with horrible catch phrases that make her seem like the biggest dweeb on Food Network.
by Nicholas T. December 14, 2008