Definitions by NewSlangFTW

Chollywopper 

The act of doing a mollywopper; except the person giving has a choad.

She was expecting a good mollywopper, until she learned her boyfriend had a choad, leaving her with a short-thick bruise on her face. " That Chollywopper bruised dat chick!"

Chollywopper by NewSlangFTW January 20, 2010