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Buckwitz
(Pronounced Buck-Vits) Buckwitz is a slang term originating from car-salesman slang in the 00's that describes an absurd situation, impossible deal, or incredibly foolish person who is seeking the unattainable. It can be used to describe almost any doomed situation.
Your up has a credit score lower than the lot boy's IQ and your deal is Buckwitz. Get them out of here.
Dude just blew by that state patrol car, doing at least 70 in the 35, and... YEP! There he goes, cherries & berries aglow, and that dude is Buckwitz.
Dude just blew by that state patrol car, doing at least 70 in the 35, and... YEP! There he goes, cherries & berries aglow, and that dude is Buckwitz.
Buckwitz by Never Buckwitz December 1, 2025