1 definition by Neutral Observer
A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level results from its carefully-nurtured students.
The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.
Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.
The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.
Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.
Winstanley College:
"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"
COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.
"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."
COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.
VERDICT: Not college material.
"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"
COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.
"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."
COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.
VERDICT: Not college material.
by Neutral Observer April 16, 2008