After insulted a dumbshit usually replies with Because I'm a total bitch like that! And or Because I totally am that retarded Something likeee...
Because I'm a total/Because I totally
Kelly: You're a retarded annoying flirty obnoxious obsessive blonde that flirts non stop and makes everyone feel like crap
Riley: Because I'm TOTALLY a whore!!!
Kelly: Shut the fuck up, Riley!
Riley: Because I'm a total loud mouth!