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n. a large nosed bird with the iq of a garden snail. squawks and puffs its chest to attract female attention. sadly this bird is the only remaining specimen of its species and repulses all female birds of other sorts... due to the size of the nasal cavity he can smell feces up to seven miles away... this is necessary due to the fact that the Faden runs solely on shit.

The Faden never gets laid but somehow has a single offspring...
Hey that Faden shit on our porch again...
by Nerfherder Deluxe July 01, 2010
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