1 definition by Nelson CockBerg

A large Nordic man with lots of facial hair who ass rapes any living thing in sight in order to claim the anal treasure. Often times they will use the whale blubber they harvest for anal lubrication. Buttsex Barbarians know no fear.
John: “So the other day I was..”
*Buttsex Barbarian crashes into the room screaming with whale blubber all over his cock*
John: What the FUCK!
*John is knocked out with wood club and taken to the barbarian boat for a massive anal rampage*
by Nelson CockBerg September 6, 2018
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