douchestach

the pencil thin facial hair that comes down from the sideburns, follows the jawline, and connects to a thin mustache and a little patch just under the lip. ... important feature, the rest of the the face is perfectly smooth. Usually accomanied by a diamond stud ear ring, graphic T's and shaved lines in the eyebrows.
checkout the jersey shore tool with the douchestache.
by Neill O'Stephens October 08, 2011
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