Definitions by Neil Freeman

Weeping Tom 

A person who cries/weeps when made to watch people (usually their parents or other elders) engage in sexual intercourse. During sexual relations, Weeping Toms are prone to episodic crying and/or eretile dysfunction and/or female pattern vaginal dryness.

"I thought this guy was different, but right in the middle of a sweet blow job, he goes soft and starts bawling. It turns out his folks used to make him watch their gang bangs, and he's still not over it. Why do I always have to end up with the Weeping Toms?"

Weeping Tom by Neil Freeman November 12, 2006

Crocodile Hunter 

When a man holds open the mouth of his sexual partner and inserts his member into said orifice.

My baby's mouth is so small that when she goes down on me I gotta protect my unit 'Crocodile Hunter' styles.

Crocodile Hunter by Neil Freeman November 10, 2006