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Dirty Denby

In an operating theatre, when a patient is anaesthetised and in the legs-up position for a haemorrhoid operation, they suddenly cough and shart a liquid shit at least 2 metres across the room.
Nurse: Quick, patient is coughing, get out of the way!

Professor of Surgery: Damn it! Patient just gave me a Dirty Denby!
by Neil Broom October 21, 2022
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