vagice grip

An intense, metaphorical hold that a female has on a male partner which prevents him from doing his own leisure activities.

Male 1: Dude, for real? You're with your girl for the night again?!

Male 2: I'm sorry! Summer has me in the tightest vagice grip!

by Needs to Cool It September 06, 2012

breadloaf

the layer of back fat that hangs over the back of a woman's bra (similar to a muffin top).

"Can you believe how nice Summer is? She made me a breadloaf for my birthday! It took her a long time to make though..."

by Needs to Cool It September 07, 2012