Definitions by Ne1hypinup

Grimble shmeeding 

When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus

“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”

“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”

“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”

Grimble shmeeding by Ne1hypinup May 27, 2023

Shagrid 

When Hagrid has been a naughty boy again

“You’re my dirty Shagrid” whaled Madame Olympe Maxime

Shagrid by Ne1hypinup May 27, 2023