Definitions by Nbruno UAC

turd sandwich 

An odd form of courtship, performed when a guy takes a crap and the turd is on his ass and he smashes it into another guy's ass, making the turd squished between the two men's buns, making a sandwich.

"Dude, i saw the nastiest thing on google images, its two guys making a turd sandwich!!"

"gross"

turd sandwich by Nbruno UAC June 11, 2006