When a dude ejaculates into a female specimens' orbital sockets, he begins to viciously slap her in the face, impairing her vision due to newly acquired combination of concussion like symptoms and the jizz in her head.
Dude: Wanna have some Smoke Screen Intercourse?
Girl: Um...Won't that hurt my eyes?
Dude: Don't worry, more than your eyes will hurt.
Girl: Oooo kinky...I like it.
Buy a
Smoke Screen Intercourse
mug!
After aggressively fucking a chick on her period, you quickly pull out sliding your bloody dick between her ass cheeks resemembling a hotdog with ketchup.
Dude:wanna have sex?
Chick: can't, I'm on my period
Dude: no problem, let's just sloppy franke!
Chick: ok!
