Nathew (#581476)'s definitions

eleven

The number of time zones in the former Soviet Union.

"Do you know how many time zones they have?"
"Uh, yessir. Uh, four ... uh, nosir. I never really studied that up."
"Eleven."
"Eleven. It's not even funny."
"Eleven."
"Eleven. That's, that's ridiculous."

by Nathew (#581476) November 14, 2005