retaardvark

1. farm raised aardvarks
2. derogatory alternative to typical "retard", can be used in the same circumstances.
-related to: morongoose, quailtard

Stop licking the pavement, you retaardvark

by Nathan Fitzsimmons February 17, 2006

morongoose

1. farm raised mongooses
2. derogatory alternative to typical "moron", can be used in the same circumstances.
-related to: retaardvark, quailtard

American Idol is a show hosted by a morongoose.

by Nathan Fitzsimmons February 17, 2006