Definitions by Nathan Fitzsimmons

morongoose 

1. farm raised mongooses
2. derogatory alternative to typical "moron", can be used in the same circumstances.
-related to: retaardvark, quailtard

American Idol is a show hosted by a morongoose.

morongoose by Nathan Fitzsimmons February 17, 2006

retaardvark

1. farm raised aardvarks
2. derogatory alternative to typical "retard", can be used in the same circumstances.
-related to: morongoose, quailtard

Stop licking the pavement, you retaardvark

retaardvark by Nathan Fitzsimmons February 17, 2006