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Jesus Boner
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A boner so holy that divine light is shed upon it and a choir of alter
boys
sing in the background.
Morning wood
becomes morning
good
.
That hoe got the
Jesus
Boner, nah
mean
?
(The choir passes in a catholic
bus
)
Jesus Boner
by
Narcoleptic Cactus
June 17, 2018
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