Definitions by Nancy M. Hawkins

exerexia 

The sincere and determined effort to avoid all unnecessry exercise.

I work hard enough all day. My exerexia prevents me from taking a brisk walk with my honey after work, even though my honey is a cute Beagle.
Or:
Person #1, "Do you want to go far a hike through the park when you get home?"
Person #2, "Um ,no. I have exerexia."

exerexia by Nancy M. Hawkins March 4, 2006

Exerexia 

The sincere and devoted avoidance of all unecessary exercise.

I work hard enough all day. My exerexia keeps me from going for a brisk healthy walk with my honey at the end of the day, even though my honey's a really cute Beagle.

Exerexia by Nancy M. Hawkins March 3, 2006

political tourette's syndrome 

The inability to withhold or refrain from making political comments.

The presence of Republicans, right wing conservatives, and idiots causes me so much stress, my political tourette's syndrome is uncontrollable. People who know me understand I just can't help myself. Recent events have me avoiding most social and political situations.
(come on, not really.)

political tourette's syndrome by Nancy M. Hawkins March 2, 2006