3 definitions by Nancy Lee

T.P.

When jeans that are frayed at the bottom collect and carry wet or frozen material off the ground.

Tim Mosley has this recurring problem with his jeans because they are frequently too long for him. In the summer the bottoms of his jeans are wet, and in the winter frozen balls of snow collect in the fringe. "Look he has T.P.!!!"

by Nancy Lee May 13, 2004

cruton

Slang for a person whom exhibits the extreme personality traits of a tool, perhaps a jigsaw.

"Ken, is such a Cruton!!!"

by Nancy Lee May 13, 2004

jigsaw

The supreme ruler of all tools(a person whom exhibits infinite gayness).

Ken Prestegard, and that's all I have to say.

by Nancy Lee May 13, 2004