Definitions by Nalvercha

Up the puk 

Random secretly gay men drinking alcohol off the scrotum of other men. The scrotum is pulled tight and a hammock type birdbath is created. The questionably gay men then proceed to suckle the alcohol of the scrotum while others cheer on and pretend it's cool.

Skylar did an up the puk off lances sack yesterday and he's still picking hair off his teeth today.

Up the puk by Nalvercha February 24, 2017