Definitions by NOT Matt Brunell

Gorget

The act of having a hot, sweaty sex session with Alana Lynn Osborn, preferably in a jacuzzi, and then proceeding to relax on a sunset-washed beach.

Bro #1: Yeah bro, Lana and I are TOTALLY going to gorget over winter break.
Bro #2: That's hawt.

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