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June 9

National fuck a friend day
This is the national holiday for sleeping with your friends. Any sex that happens on this day will not ruin your friendship.

Boy best friend: “hey, it’s June 9”
Girl best friend: “time to fuck”

June 9 by NJB/JAP March 23, 2021

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The act of drinking Grey Goose Vodka while wearing Golden Goose Deluxe Brand sneakers and a Canada Goose winter coat.

Mike: Did you see Hannah at the club last night she was doing the triple goose?

Frat bro: I just want a sorority who does the triple goose

Triple Goose by NJB/JAP February 22, 2021

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