grenade

(noun)—a large lady, of an unsightly nature. Please Note: a wingman may be needed to "dive on the grenade".

"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore

by NEW JERSEY Diet-SHORE-nary May 02, 2011

t-shirt time

(catchphrase)—coined by the boys to indicate the appropiate time to change into party attire.

"Angelina just got into a fight with Mike before t-shirt time."—Vinny. "Hopefully, they don't get into another fight and she'll punch Mike in the face before t-shirt time."—Pauly D

by NEW JERSEY Diet-SHORE-nary May 02, 2011

grenade

(noun)—a lady friend of a potential conquest who blocks your advances on their friend's behalf. Please Note: a wingman may be needed to "dive on the grenade".

"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore

by NEW JERSEY Diet-SHORE-nary May 02, 2011