A
language used by people (primarily
caucasian men in their early 20s) who watch
too much Sports Center, and characterized by douchebag phrases and lack of verb tense.
Tool 1: "Howszit?!? Say, who wins this year's Purdue-Michigan
game?"
Tool 2: "My
boy at QB has sick skills. Just sick. The Boilers win an
easy one, bro-man."
After this display of ESPioNics, both tools do the fist-bump and shoot Jaegerbombs together.