My_Name_is_Matt's definitions

Moliver

Moliver is someone who loves buttholes. He has been known to shit his pants and carry a year-round disease far deadlier than covid. He also has a tendency to speak to girls for one week and then ghost them. Moliver is not someone you want to associate yourself with.

Friend: Dude what happened to you last night?

Me: I pulled a Moliver and had to go back home.

Friend: Again?!

by My_Name_is_Matt November 23, 2021