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Established 1953, Better than 1964.

Part of the Morris Hills Regional District, and the better half. Unlike the its sister school, Morris Knolls, which is a major steroid user (Hence Championships), as well as drug school. All retarded kids are sent to Morris Knolls too, hence the Special Ed programs that they need. Morris Hills is much older, as well as cooler. Morris Hills has more popular students, real sports teams (Morris Knolls needs steroids), Smarter kids(All extremely stupid sped kids are transferred to Morris Knolls), Morris Hills is not infested with a bunch of snobby guidos like its sister school Morris Knolls either.

MK=Guidos, Snobs, Steroids, Drugs, Crappy football teams, and ugly chicks.

MH=Better Sports teams, nationally ranked cross country team, state swimming, tennis and softball teams, better than knolls football team, the greatest marching band ever even though no one cares.

If Morris Knolls was better, Wouldnt it be the Morris Knolls Regional District?
Morris Knolls= Rusty Toyota
Morris Hills=Lamborghini.

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