Definitions by My Dixie Normous

Dirt Squirrel

Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.

Sidney Crosby possessed the best dirt squirrel in the 2008 NHL playoffs. Go Pens!!!

Dirt Squirrel by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008

Stinging Nettle 

An unfortunate turn of events during a round of golf, usually involving green prickly weeds, over indulgence of alcohol, a case of the shanks, or Frank Raneri.

During their annual Myrtle Beach golf trip, Sam ran in to multiple patches of Stinging Nettle!

Stinging Nettle by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008