My Best Friend's Friends's definitions

Information Bukkake

Willingly subjecting yourself to multiple simultaneous streams of social media ejaculate.

Brendan: "Hey Patrick, want to go out tonight and grab a beer?"

Patrick: "Nah, I'm going to stay in tonight and bathe in the pale glow of several LCD screens at one time."

Brendan: "It looks like you're getting quite the information bukkake."

by My Best Friend's Friends October 4, 2011