Definitions by Mushroom_Man

Xiahou Dun 

A guy who got shot in the eye with an arrow, and then pulled the arrow out, with his eye on it AND ATE IT, because
1) His mother gave it to him
2) He's such a badass

"Ow my eye. Oh well, my mother gave it to me"
*Chomp*

Xiahou Dun by Mushroom_Man July 8, 2004