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First used by
Mr
. Jack Bender, it is an
acronym
for "
stabbing
myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."
*
someone
tells a stupid pointless joke.*
--
silence
--
someone
/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."
SMITEWADS
by
Murphy's Outlaw
December 23, 2004
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