Munchausen by Proxy is Murder's definitions

Shamsitter

A patron of a Public House who is there to make the place look full, as a result of deception or coercion

I gave up on her, she was a Shamsitter
Is anyone here not a Shamsitter?
Just because you're a Shamsitter doesn't mean we can't fall in love!
Let's do something else, before we get mistaken for Shamsitters

by Munchausen by Proxy is Murder May 24, 2024

Stankmeister

A Master of Stank.

The Stankmeister is near, for I smell a mighty Stank!

by Munchausen by Proxy is Murder May 24, 2024

Poonscray

Timid, virginal, or otherwise sexually reluctant.

It would have been a magical evening, if I hadn't been so Poonscray

by Munchausen by Proxy is Murder May 24, 2024

Pundlefairy

An effeminate Pedestrian

I was late for our date because of a particularly distracting and irritating Pundlefairy I passed on the way.

by Munchausen by Proxy is Murder May 24, 2024