Poonscray

Timid, virginal, or otherwise sexually reluctant.
It would have been a magical evening, if I hadn't been so Poonscray
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Stankmeister

The Stankmeister is near, for I smell a mighty Stank!
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Shamsitter

A patron of a Public House who is there to make the place look full, as a result of deception or coercion
I gave up on her, she was a Shamsitter
Is anyone here not a Shamsitter?
Just because you're a Shamsitter doesn't mean we can't fall in love!
Let's do something else, before we get mistaken for Shamsitters
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Pundlefairy

I was late for our date because of a particularly distracting and irritating Pundlefairy I passed on the way.
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