Definitions by Munchausen by Proxy is Murder

Shamsitter 

A patron of a Public House who is there to make the place look full, as a result of deception or coercion

I gave up on her, she was a Shamsitter
Is anyone here not a Shamsitter?
Just because you're a Shamsitter doesn't mean we can't fall in love!
Let's do something else, before we get mistaken for Shamsitters

Shamsitter by Munchausen by Proxy is Murder May 24, 2024

Pundlefairy 

An effeminate Pedestrian

I was late for our date because of a particularly distracting and irritating Pundlefairy I passed on the way.

Pundlefairy by Munchausen by Proxy is Murder May 24, 2024

Stankmeister 

A Master of Stank.

The Stankmeister is near, for I smell a mighty Stank!

Stankmeister by Munchausen by Proxy is Murder May 24, 2024

Poonscray

Timid, virginal, or otherwise sexually reluctant.

It would have been a magical evening, if I hadn't been so Poonscray

Poonscray by Munchausen by Proxy is Murder May 24, 2024